101 Things Husbands Do To Annoy Their Wives

101 Things Husbands Do to Annoy Their Wives

A book whose contents are:

            1.   Speeds through mall

            2.   Doesn’t listen

            3.   Uses wrong names

            4.   Says, “Shhhhh”

            5.   Dreams while driving

            6.   Snatches things

            7.   Says, “Yes, dear”

            8.   Open-mouth snoring

            9.   Mother-in-law jokes

          10.   Won’t ask directions

          11.   Walks away

          12.   Leaves off bread ties

          13.   Microwave abuse

          14.   Drives against arrows

          15.   Paper towel abuse

          16.   Says, “Get to the point”

          17.   Drinks from container

          18.   Impatient

          19.   Last-minute repairs

          20.   Falls asleep watching TV

          21.   Hangs around kitchen

          22.   Repetitive whistling

          23.   Yawns in public

          24.   Can’t find things

          25.   Open-mouth chewing

          26.   Rolls up socks

          27.   Half-eats food

          28.   Last-minute stains

          29.   Takes “short cuts”

          30.   Reads while she’s speaking

          31.   Messes up toothpaste

          32.   Clicks ballpoints

          33.   Rattles keys

          34.   Taps fingers

          35.   Sucks air through teeth

          36.   Windshield wipers left off

          37.   Says, “Don’t go on…”

          38.   Surprise dinner guests

          39.   Wakes her while sleeping

          40.   Answers, “Uh-huh”

          41.   Doesn’t ask details

          42.   Nail clippings on floor

          43.   Pokes finger in mouth

          44.   Spills ketchup

          45.   Cooking complaints

          46.   Reads billboards

          47.   Forgets anniversary

          48.   Drives over bumps

          49.   Leaves doors open

          50.   Clicks fingernails

          51.   Anonymous greetings

          52.   Flowers for mother

          53.   Food on chin

          54.   Tools as gifts

          55.   Walks on wet floor

          56.   Milk on chin

          57.   Incessant chewing

          58.   Puts dog in rain

          59.   Lets wet dog in

          60.   Illegible notes

          61.   Leaves TV on

          62.   Salt everywhere

          63.   Can’t find things

          64.   Dog greetings

          65.   Shoes everywhere

          66.   Socks inside out

          67.   Hairstyle blindness

          68.   Overheats food

          69.   Offers quick solutions

          70.   Falls asleep listening

          71.   Never cleans garage

          72.   Mentions old girlfriend

          73.   Dominates remote

          74.   TV too loud

          75.   Channel surfs

          76.   Repeats stories

          77.   Unshaven in public

          78.   Flosses onto mirror

          79.   New-dress blindness

          80.   Light socks

          81.   Skips instructions

          82.   Old dental floss left

          83.   Shower flushing

          84.   Unwrapped food

          85.   Changes subject

          86.   Offensive question

          87.   Things not put back

          88.   Wrong cupboard

          89.   Untimely jokes

          90.   Buys useless gadgets

          91.   Drinks from bowl

          92.   Shavings on counter

          93.   Picks teeth

          94.   Unread magazines

          95.   Drives too fast

          96.   Drives too slowly

          97.   Drives too close

          98.   Long showers

          99.   Stuffs towels

        100.   No details

        101.   Dumb suggestion^[1]

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